Take a wild guess
guinness world records man:sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups:i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe:[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
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6 hours ago

commedes-lavie:

findingnikko:

ikantenggelem:

Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life -video-

omg

well damn

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6 hours ago

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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6 hours ago

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute, via einszweidreivierfunfsechs)

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6 hours ago

britney2007spears:

relative: so when are you gonna get a girlfriend

my gay ass:

image

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6 hours ago
hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

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6 hours ago

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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6 hours ago
4gifs:

Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]

4gifs:

Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via dreamz-ofglass)

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6 hours ago

500-days-of-autumn:

girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

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